I hate the whole heat ratings thing, because it’s so all over the place. I’ll just stick to the way the movies do it, even though that kind of sucks too.

  • G – general audiences, so yeah, anyone can read this shit, but I highly doubt you’ll find anything G rated on this blog…maybe the subtitles.
  • PG – Again, don’t get your hopes up, but for consistency’s sake, you may need a parent to glance over your shoulder now and again, wait…you’re not supposed to be here!
  • R – Restricted for minors. It swears a lot, fucks a lot and has an unpleasant disposition. adults only, but you already know that, which is why you’re here.
  • NC-18 otherwise known as X – Are you sure you’re ready? Because I won’t force you. Where we’re going there’s no turning back and I want it to be special. Dirty, but special.